Church Visiting Rules
Wednesday, November 12, 2008
Kristin had lunch with our friend Donna yesterday, and discussed her "rules for visiting churches." Here in the Buckle of the Bible Belt, where there's a church on every corner and they're all competing for market share, this can be a traumatic experience if not handled right. So if for whatever reason you find yourself looking for a new place to worship, take a look at Donna's visiting rules. They're hilarious.
A sampling:
1) NEVER use your real names. Tyler= George. Ashley= Frieda. I just make a mean face and intimidate anyone who tries to ask my name. They never even notice Terry. The names George and Frieda are currently free. Feel free to use them.
